'Float'ing Pleasure

I am writing blog after long…….My dear readers, I will be regular on blog for some time now
This reflects I am again on ‘float’ :-)

Float– People in IT will understand…it’s a time when you may use office resources – internet, printer, library, canteen to their fullest, may come late to office, leave early, do all your pending household chores, chat on mails and phones for hours, and (most importantly) write blogs daily; and yet no body in office complains about it ;-)
you are badshah of your time…..you draw your fat salary doing absolutely nothing
In short, it’s a fantasy, dreamland……and I love it :-)
(Still most people hate to be on 'float', I think young Indian engineers just love to work)

Imagine what 'Scott Adams' would have written on ‘float’ing syndrome

Ashok (our dear IITian) –---- I want work, I want good work
Boss ----- What about the work I assigned to you yesterday?
Ashok –--- I already finished it the day before yesterday…
Boss ---- ......but I assigned it yesterday only
Ashok ----
I realized the need of that work last week only, but since your brain works 70% slower than me, there had to be a delay of three days till you realize the need. So according to my calculation, I knew you would assign it to me day before yesterday. Accordingly I finished it in time.
But I think due to your latest head injury, your brain has slowed down even more. So you gave me the work one day later…
Boss ..................................................................
Dilbert ----– Why cant he just check mails, browse, eat and relish the ‘float’ing pleasure (like me)